The story began here- THE MONKEY KING: THE BEGINNING
And continued here- THE MONKEY KING: HAVOC IN HEAVENThis is the conclusion.
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With all of their options exhausted, the Jade Emperor
and the authorities of Heaven appealed to the Buddha, who arrived from his
temple in the West. They pleaded with Buddha to help them stop the Monkey King
and he agreed. Buddha approached Sun Wukong (Monkey King) and made a bet with
him, he bet Sun could not escape from his palm with a single jump. Sun Wukong,
knowing that he could cover 54,000 kilometers in one leap, smugly agreed. Sun jumped and landed somewhere that seemed
like the end of the world in seconds, all that was visible were five huge
pillars, Wukong decided that he had surely reached the ends of heaven so he
signed “Great Sage equal of Heaven” on one of the pillars and also urinated on
it (to mark his territory I guess, let’s not forget he’s part monkey), and with
another leap he was back on Buddha’s palm. He told Buddha he had won but Buddha
told him he was still on his hand and then Sun realized the five pillars he saw
were actually Buddha’s fingers when he saw his ‘autograph’ and well urine on
one of them.
Buddha turned his hand into a mountain and placed it
on top of Sun Wukong to stop his attempt to escape and before he could shake it
off (as no mountain could stop my nigga) he was sealed with a talisman and so
there the Monkey King stayed sealed for 500 years. The story of what happened
after is the plot for the classic Chinese novel “Journey To The West”.
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And that’s the story of the badass Monkey King, yeah
he got captured in the end but what do you expect, dude had it coming after
beating up basically everyone in heaven but the Jade Emperor.
So, the Monkey King urinated on Buddha's hand...isn't that perverse somehow? I mean, I think the dude knew what he was doing. Maybe the whole bet stuff is a vast conspiracy to cover up the fact that Buddha had a "pee on my finger" fetish. And the Monkey King was bored killing pips left and right so decided to chill for 500 years
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Damn you just might be right, how do you watch a guy pee on your finger and do nothing. The monkey king reincarnated as Goku
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