Church Battles

Okay, so this post is inspired by another post I saw earlier where this babe was judging us guys for wearing fitting suits to church, wearing glasses and basically doing anything except breathing in church as she finds it offensive as it’s apparently hard to concentrate because of the “lustful thoughts” that drift into her mind. The link here

Well I got one message for her and all other girls who are having this challenge… ladies, you have no idea!

Many of us good Christian men wake up on Sunday mornings and thank God for a new day and for another chance to experience corporate fellowship with their fellow good Christians. We then get prepared to go to church while singing praises and we are so elated because we are about to go into the house of God.

We get to the church and while praise and worship is ongoing, suddenly, something strange happens as our eyes drift from the pastor to the young female entering the church in heels and a dress that leaves little to the imagination, but apparently, since it’s long enough to cover her knees, it’s supposedly decent enough, we didn't realize we had stopped singing, whether it’s because we’re speechless or because we forgot the words to the song, we are still unsure, scientists are still doing their research.

What Goes Around

So i was having my bath today  and i realised, everyone gets hit by the what goes around comes around shii i.e karma everyday without even realizing it. Think about it, after having your bath you clean your body with a towel, and you use said towel to clean you face, your arms and your corner corner parts i.e butt, dick, balls, pussy or what have you (for you aliens out there) and i realized something, everyday you use the towel to randomly clean each and every body part, its not like you keep track of what part of the towel you used to clean what body part right. And then of course at several points in time you must have used the part of the towel previously used to clean your privates to clean your face, its basically like putting your balls, butt and the rest on your own face, so you basically kiss your own ass way more than you would expect. The thought weakened me, i'm getting separate towels for my face and corners from now on.