Guy Murders Seven Cause He's a Virgin

During the weekend i came across some horrible news, a 22 year old guy in California killed seven people and injured a number of others before finally taking his own life. Before he went on his killing spree he made a video, the video stated why he was gonna kill several people, he claimed he was hated by females as he has always been rejected by them and hence he's still a virgin at 22 and its time for retribution. This guy believed girls deserved to die for not accepting his advances and even decided to kill others just because he felt their lives were better than his. He had mental issues clearly, but really the glorification of sex by social media and everyone this days led to this, his father is wealthy so how does someone who has everything he could want except sex feel his life is a living hell. Sex is not everything, in fact sex is nothing special at all, its just sex, it shouldn't be made to seem more important than it actually is. I'm not even sure what else to say about this just click on the link to the video the guy made and drop you thoughts on the issue RETRIBUTION.

The Unexpected

It was on a Monday evening I was coming back from work  as usual very tired it was a stressful day , it was around 8:45 P.M when I dropped at my bus stop before I got home I had to buy some things so when I finally reached home it was 9:30 P.M. I took my bath and was about to sleep. Then I heard a knock on the gate, I thought it was my elder sister because she comes home late sometimes so I went to check who was knocking at the gate. I opened it without asking who it was and immediately I was knocked down with a gun. The next thing I saw was a gun pointed at my face , then another armed man entered... Now if you are reading this and have never had a gun pointed at you before the feeling is very terrifying. The guy pointing the gun at me told me if I shout, run or try anything funny the next thing I will see is the white light. So they told me to take them inside to my parents, as we were walking I started praying like never before in my mind pulling out some verses I never even thought I knew. 

Rate That Movie: Frozen

So for a while now there has been this huge buzz about this Disney animation Frozen, which apparently generated over a billion dollars at the box office. I just recently got the movie and decided to watch it over the weekend to see what all the fuzz was about. I tell you with heaviness of heart that the movie sucked way more than i expected, like there were irrational things happening even from the first scene. Why would any resonable adult bring a child on a ice picking or whatever trip, the risk is way too high, he could have fallen into the water and frozen to death, or just easily fallen off somewhere during the climb to the northern mountains where they get the ice. Later in the movie they made it clear that the boy had no family and thats why he was taken in by trolls, so i ask this, who were the men he went ice picking with in the first scene? They all had similar clothing and stuff so i figured they were in the same clan or whatever. And that movie makes the trip to the dreaded northern mountains seem like a trip to the park, like it takes them no time at all to go there and return.

Elsa or however her name is spelt has powers and no other person does, and how does this movie justify this, by saying she was born with them, wow that makes things so much clearer. The troll father or whatever said the heart would be a problem if frozen but the head is easily persuaded, like what! How does that even apply? Yea i know its animation and i should go easy on it but damn, that had too much bullshit in it. The King and Queen decided to lock up their little children forever, thats like pushing them to have pyschological issues right. And the wise father compels his daughter not to ever use her powers, instead of teaching her to control it since keeping it in check obviously wasn't working but hey, they needed a reaon for her powers to go crazy on her coronation so the father must be stupid. 

MY TURNING POINT

I have made some mistakes in my past which lead to some bad experiences but one of my worse experiences happened to me when I was 5 years old. When I was 5 years old we were still living in Ikeja in a flat, I am the last child among four children, I shared a room with my immediate elder brother which is 9 years older than me, the beds where double bunk beds. At 5 years old I was going through a phase which I will call curious stage when I will always test and see how things work. One day my curiosity got the better of me, I was playing with a lighter when I mistakenly dropped it on the bed at first I didn’t panic because I thought the fire won’t spread fast and even though I could go out of the room and call my siblings who were watching a movie in the living room but that is when I got it all wrong. The bed caught fire immediately then it spread to the top bed in less than 10seconds I ran to the door to open it that is when I remembered something vital my room door had a problem it couldn’t be opened from the inside only the outside. 

What Goes Around

So i was having my bath today  and i realised, everyone gets hit by the what goes around comes around shii i.e karma everyday without even realizing it. Think about it, after having your bath you clean your body with a towel, and you use said towel to clean you face, your arms and your corner corner parts i.e butt, dick, balls, pussy or what have you (for you aliens out there) and i realized something, everyday you use the towel to randomly clean each and every body part, its not like you keep track of what part of the towel you used to clean what body part right. And then of course at several points in time you must have used the part of the towel previously used to clean your privates to clean your face, its basically like putting your balls, butt and the rest on your own face, so you basically kiss your own ass way more than you would expect. The thought weakened me, i'm getting separate towels for my face and corners from now on.

IT Stories: Our First Lady

So all of you have decided not to send stories abi, continue. Na only your eyes waka come, instead make you contribute, there's God o. Today's IT stories is about our first lady, the self proclaimed Dame of the federal republic of Nigeria. All of you have probably seen her embarrassing display on national television but if you've been living under a rock you could check it here . So a few of us IT students were laughing while watching the video and then one man decided to defend the great dame, he said he was listening to a group of youths insult her previously and he wondered why us youths don't consider all the angles before dishing out insults. Big mistake, never enter into such an argument with me, never, its just too easy to win. In his opinion the first lady talks the way she does not because of her lack of education but because she's used to her native language and transitioning to English is difficult for her. Like seriously. Going into details of the argument would take too long and needless to say i attracted more people into helping him cuz he was obviously helpless in that argument, and yes i left them all baffled as i made them see the pointlessness in their argument (i'm good like that, and they were just 2).
                               
Now the main gist of this all is this, if you were the dame's child how would you feel and how would you react. And if you were in Pa Jona's shoes what would you do. The comment section is not for decoration use it.

In The Weird News Section

So i was chilling at home one day right, i was incredibly bored cuz my phone and laptop batteries were flat, so i decided to open a news magazine i saw lying around. Guess what i saw in the bizarre news section, remember my post about Crazy Church Names, well this church doesn't have a weird name, the name is White Tail Church or so, but their mode of worship is just plain crazy. Apparently in the church the congregation worships in the nude, asin butt naked with their instruments for bedroom tango put on display for the church to see. Like seriously i'm meant to come to church naked every Sunday and worship with a congregation that has females, what if i get a boner, would I be sent to the sinners corner or something. Detecting male first timers would be sooo easy, every guy with a boner is a first timer.

According to the pastor they worship naked because that's how God made man and that the most important moments in Christ's life happened when he was naked, when he was born, when he was crucified and when he arose. Not sure my bible says Jesus was naked when he was crucified and when he arose sure it stated that his clothes were left in the tomb but he wasn't naked when he appeared unto people was he. The pastor justified their style of worship by describing nudity as a great equalizer, he said people can't judge each other based on their articles of clothing so its impossible to segregate by wealth (true but won't segregation by what you're packing become the new thing). What will they come up with next.

POETRY OF THE HEART

This poem was sent to us by a reader read and enjoy you can also send your articles to jussiechillin@yahoo.co.uk or moyosademok@yahoo.com

Many things I'd say to you,
Of all the words none goodbye,
To gaze upon your eyes but for a moment,
A moment that'll last always in my heart.

A love that made the mountains quake,
To part the seas just for your sake,
None could contest in might & skill,
My all that I'd give to be with you.

Fairy tales and Laurent novels,
Told of men of old and nobles,
Making war and causing rifts,
All for a beloved fair maiden.

Day by day,Night after night,
I had cherished the thought of you by my side,
To call you beautiful an understatement,
Carved from the goddess of beauty her very self.

IT stories: Rumble in the bus

We are starting a series called IT stories which will be released weekly apart from our normal posts. So this week on IT stories I have a story that will leave you shedding tears from laughing too much brought to you by your favourite writer Joseph(a.k.a kpam).

I was on my way back from church(winners chapel), I went for first service so after I took okada in front of the church to toll gate then from there to Iyana Ipaja this is when the incident happened. You know how staff don't pay money when they enter bus apparently the bus driver didn't agree and told the staff he must pay money or don't enter but he entered anyway. So half way when the conductor asked for money he refused to pay, the staff was a young police officer he looked like he was in his early 30's, the driver stopped the bus went to the passenger side(that's the front seat) and told him to come down he refused this is when argument started while this was going on I was in the bus listening to music on my phone with one ear plugged in I wasn't really concentrating on what was happening around me until suddenly I heard a loud sound KPA!!!!  immediately I looked in the direction of the sound and I saw the policeman holding his face his look was just too funny like he couldn't believe it.

IT Stories 2

Lately I’ve seen comments referring to my posts as long and boring, well maybe you’re just not concerned with what I think about, someone else probably is (I hope), well what did I expect when the majority of my audience are my friends who aren’t deep enough for such (you know yaselves). So today I will also post a story, I don’t have a lot of funny experiences and such but I’ve tried my best to find the closest to funny so you have to make do.

Back in February, before I stopped working at that annoying Idea Konsult of a workplace my boss used to consult me on important matters (I'm bad like that), and as always he had a decision to make and he wanted my opinion on the matter. He came to me and was like

“Kayode, I’m thinking of buying a plasma but my wife insists we should use the money for something else, should I buy or nah?”

It was a no brainer, always go with the wife if you want to be happy that is, but for some reason he wanted me to spell it out for him so I did.

Fast forward two weeks, on a Monday I got to work to find my boss was not on seat, odd since I was always the last to resume (no comments please). My boss waltzed in about three hours later grinning from ear to ear, not the Pharrell Happy type grin, I’m talking the there’s crazy gist to be told kind grin (the guy loves talking) and of course there was. He called everyone in the branch together (we were just six) and began to give us the gist.