Church Battles II

This is a follow up post to Church Battles . There is something that happens to a number of people in church and some of us just can't escape it. I'm talking about sleeping(aka Napping aka crashing aka slumber aka dosing aka Aka..) It happens for so many different and completely unrelated reasons but a lot of people cannot deny that have had pressing urges to sleep and more times than not they find themselves falling asleep.

In a school like mine its something that you just can't escape, You spend a considerable amount of time in church, and after a busy night you find yourself in one boring service you just can't escape it you will sleep.  Some come to church thinking "Yes im ready for it, The word is coming my way to change my life and ..." then after everything the pastor comes to preach and he is more boring than the wait period for MTN Self help center to reply (God forgive me *Does sign of the crucifix*)  and the sermon lasts as long as the winter we have been waiting for in Game of Thrones ( I mean really is winter really still coming till now?) because he possesses awesome time bending powers and before you know it everything fades to black and you're asleep.

Watching the weak but diligent ones fight sleep has always entertained me, the way they start to bop their heads like their jamming up Sam Smith has always been hilarious. But there are some people whose calling is to sleep in church, and immediately after the service they would be wide awake, asin they won't even flinch. What kills me the most about the whole sleeping thing is the positions the people employ while sleeping.

I think the best way to escape this is too just have a good nights rest before church and then just write some thing during the service.