Sunday, 17 May 2015

Steps to Completing A Project


This is a follow-up to the previous post How To Do A Project, all we want to show you now are the steps required to successfully execute a project. Now these are well thought out and reasonable steps that have been brought up as a result of deep thinking and a lot of research by our able team. The information below is useful and could save you from getting stranded. We have done our homework and we have broken it down based on the different types of people that embark on projects. Please enjoy.




Gingered Guy
·         Step 1: Find an unreasonably hard project to do just because you feel like… maybe a complete robot with an exoskeleton made of diamond that has A.I, powered by the heart of a dragon.
·         Step 2: Convince your supervisor you can do it, because for some strange reason, you can do anything (only in your mind).
·         Step 3: Proceed to obtaining all the items required, mine the diamond, kill a dragon and get its heart, develop a whole new mini-computer capable of learning anything a human can.
·         Step 4: At this point you are probably exhausted and have realized you were stupid for choosing this difficult project especially when you see your other mates doing very chilled projects, but you press on and believe in yourself and decide to put all the pieces together.
·         Step 5: After several attempts at getting your project to work, you discover that there is some theory or rule governing some component you’re using that makes it impossible for you to use it in the way you want to and thus rendering your entire project… futile.
·         Here, you have a choice of changing the project, committing suicide or trying again but knowing you, you’re just too gingered to give up so you try again (ha, idiot).
·         You try again and eventually end up with a robot arm made of brass controlled by a microcontroller, powered by a 9v battery and you can only make it turn left up to 60 degrees (meehh, close enough, right?)
·         You eventually get your A but will always ask yourself, was it really worth all that stress?

Chilled Guy
·         Step 1: Find an extremely easy project to do and give it a fancy name so it looks better than it actually is.
·         Step 2: Convince your supervisor your project is actually useful and good enough.
·         Step 3: Depending on several factors, including your laziness, how rich you are and how smart you are, you may choose to contract your project out.
·         Step 4: Chill till one week to deadline, if you contracted it out, now is the time to bug the contractor to get the job done and deliver it, if you didn’t contract it, now is the time to start actual work on the project.
·         Step 5: Finish the project in record time and get an A or a B or a C… that part is completely dependent on how lucky you are.


Dead Guy
·         Step 1: Chill till your supervisor gives you a project by himself.
·         Step 2: Contract it out.
·         Step 3: Get Caught.
·         Step 4: Repeat the year.
·         Step 5: Go to Step 1.

·         N.B: the only way to break free of this loop is to either become a gingered guy or a chilled guy

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