Thursday, 31 July 2014

Guest Post: How Technology Changes Our Lives



"Image courtesy of Ambro / FreeDigitalPhotos.net"


Modern technology is evolving at an alarming speed and is subsequently making a huge difference to the way that we live our lives today. From the innovative Smartphone to the handy tablet computer we are now more attached to our technological devices than ever before. And this is a quick look at the different ways in technology has changed our lives so far.

It’s not easy for many of us to remember life before the arrival of the television, mobile phone and the Internet, and it’s even harder for us to imagine life without these entertaining and useful gadgets today. They have become an integral part of our everyday life and we have come to rely on them. Gone on the days when we would have to leave the house to go shopping, pay a bill or chat with our family and friends. Today, we can quite simply do all of these activities and so much more at the click of a button making everyday life that little bit easier and more convenient. Infact, you can find anything online: information, games, chatrooms. When you discover you want to buy something, all you have to do is find an online shop or a free classified website such as this one and find whatever you need.

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Lost In Ibadan


My car has been having different issues lately and so it spent a lot of time at the mechanics while i went back to my Okada hopping ways and today, after spending more than two weeks i got to drive it again. I had errands to run for my dad and on my way back i decided to take what i thought was a shortcut. I ended up roaming in the most rural areas of Ibadan completely lost. I visited some areas for the first time today, i felt i would still come out at a reasonable location if i kept going straight so i did, but after a long time on unfamiliar very narrow roads i decided to turn left and see where that road led. After a while i decided to buy gasoline has the gauge doesn't work and i wasn't sure of how much was left in the tank. Immediately i made my way into the filling station my roadmachine went offline. I thanked my stars it didn't happen in the middle of the road and went on to fill my tank thinking it was an empty tank that got it to go off, but well it wasn't. Turns out the radiator the mechanic was supposed to fix was now worse than before and it had swallowed up the three liters of water i put in it before heading out and was now empty.  Had to wait for more than thirty minutes to fill it again with six sachets of pure water before being able to continue my quest to find familiar land, the people around were very nice and helpful by the way. Long story short when i got home the radiator was dry again, i'm just praying this situation hasn't caused further damage to my ride.

Moral Lesson: Avoid unknown shortcuts and get a good mechanic.

Saturday, 26 July 2014

My Friend's Encounter With Scam Artists

A friend of mine let's call her Aminat was on her way to work one morning when she boarded a cab. After a while someone alighted from the cab and went to the boot to get his luggage and after he had left the driver came back in to ask who owned a big ghana must go bag, a fellow sitting next to Aminat claimed it as his and the following conversation ensured between the occupants of the cab, Driver, Bag Owner, Aminat, Igbo guy and Old Woman

Driver: Wetin dey inside your bag?

Bag Owner: Na just clothes and other stuff.

Driver: E no fit be just clothes o, that bag heavy die, police fit stop us wan search so i suppose know
wetin dey inside.

Bag Owner: Oga na money dey inside o, my oga wey dey Kano die  and them allow us carry anything wey we want from him house, some people carry car, i no fit drive so i carry that bag of money.

Driver: How much money?

Bag Owner: Like 15,000 dollars, for naira na 480 million. (mathematics is definitely not his strong suit)

Everyone: What!!!!! (They can't calculate either it seems)

Driver: See this guy wey wan koba me o, you put that kind money for my booth you no tell me. You go settle all of us for here before you fit go since you put us at risk.

Aminat: i'm already late for work let me get off, you guys can settle yourselves.

Driver: You no fit comot o, you don hear the gist you have to finish it with us, no worry i go carry you go where you dey go.

Bag Owner: No worry i go settle all of una, the problem be say my oga put jazz on-top the money so if you touch am you go fall, na why i carry the entire bag.

Igbo guy: I sabi one pastor for one side, he go spoil the jazz for us.

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

100 Truths

Well saw this 100 truths stuff on a blog so decided to try it too, here goes.

1.
Last drink: Water
2.
Last phone call: Femi
3.
Last text message: "Later fam"
4.
Last song you listened to: ‘Car Radio’- Twenty One Pilots.
5.
Last time you cried: Last week when i watched 1000 Ways To Die In The West.
6. .
Dated someone twice: NO.
7.
Been cheated on: Not sure, but my gut says yes.
8.
Kissed someone:Does my mum count?
.9.
Lost someone special: Yes.
10.
Been depressed: But of course.
11.
Been drunk and threw up:  No. Never. I can hold my liquor.

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLOURS:
12.Grey
13. Yellow
14. Red
15. Rainbow.

HAVE YOU: