The Bro Code

Everyone knows this

Everyone knows what the bro code is, if you don't its either you used to live on Mars or you live in the desert and just discovered entertainment, but nonetheless you're a reader and i have to explain. The bro code is a set of rules (more like guidelines) that has governed the way guys act with their bros for ages (it dates back to the cavemen). The bro code should never be broken, its like a pact between real bros, and any bro who breaks the bro code can be forgiven until he breaks it again where after he could still be forgiven (basically bros are very forgiving).

Even the Knights lived by it

I've noticed something though, every bro keeps to the bro code until said bro gets a girlfriend then its like the "hoe" wipes his brain clean of the most ancient of the bro code articles, Article 1 "Bros over Hoes", he always choose the "hoe" over his bros, my friend who inspired this post is a perfect example, his best bro and his babe had an argument and even knowing his bro was right choose to side with his babe, not cool bro (i would probably do the same though).

True Story

There are other bro code articles for example

Never skip

There are also some of the codes imprinted in bros mind from birth and unnecessary to say, for example i saw on a TV show that "No guy should pick the urinal directly next to another guy to avoid the splash zone", after thinking for a moment i realised i've never been told this but i have always followed the code, its just an unspoken code at least if you're straight.

And finally one of the articles guys love to abide by

Especially if your bro broke Article 1 for her

And now some codes of my own:

• A bro must always back his fellow bro in an argument even if he's wrong.
• A bro must always answer an obvious question sarcastically.
• If a bro sees a nice ass when walking he must alert his fellow bros.
• If your fellow bro ends up in an embarrasing situation you must laugh at him, help him if he needs help, then laugh again.
•  A bro must always hook his single bros up with his girlfriend's hot friends.

Add yours in the comments.