Friday 25 October 2013

Weird Phobias


A while ago some friends were bored and decided to google phobias and we saw a lot of weird stuff. People are sacred of some very stupid stuff, i picked out some of the weird ones. To see the full phobia list click Phobia List

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.[Why some people sink]
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.[people who never leave home]
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. [How can you eat such a scary beast]
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.[I shall walk because cars are evil and scary]

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.[I shall drive even indoors]
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.[True Nigerians cant have this]
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.[Just plain weird]

Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.[So i scare some people just cuz of my gender, sexist bastards ]

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.[They are evil they colonized us]
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.[I know some people who have this]
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)[I have this when i'm in a packed bus or cab]

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.[HAAA! The peanut buter is trying to kill me]
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.[Why some people hate math]
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.[Some parents have this]
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.[Some guys have this]
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money[I'm poor by choice, i hate money]
Chronophobia- Fear of time.[Always scared]
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.[Whatever you do don't buy me chinese, i'm scared of the deadly weapons they come with]
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.[More guys should have this]
 Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.[Nigerians have this in abundance]
 Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.[I think i have this in a diluted quantity]
 Dikephobia- Fear of justice.[All criminals have this]
 Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house[Hippies]
 Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.[Some of my friends have this]
 Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.[What the Amish have]
 Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.[Why some people are forever stupid]
 Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.[Some of my peeps have this]

Nigerians cant have most of these, it would be better to just die since you're afraid of unavoidable stuff, you'll just live your entire life in fear of stupid things you shouldn't even worry about. Phobias are just limitations, fear is just a state of mind, i believe anyone can overcome any kind of fear.
Courage is not the absence of fear but the ability to face it and overcome it.

2 comments:

  1. Am short nd i fear height :(

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  2. I also fear height... but it's a normal fear. These are really strange fears - asking yourself: HowTheFuck
    +1 for the comments on every phobia.

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