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When the news about the Monkey King’s behavior reached
the Jade Emperor he decided to offer the Monkey King a position in heaven in an
attempt to control him. Upon receiving the new Sun (The Monkey King) was very
happy, he believed the gods had finally accepted him as their equal and made
his way to the Jade Emperor’s palace. Upon his arrival he was welcomed by the
Jade Emperor and was offered a position as the Protector of the Horses to watch over the stables,
which was the lowest job in heaven. When Sun discovered this he
was enraged, his anger led to open defiance which lead him to rebel against
heaven, he proclaimed himself “Great Sage, Equal of Heaven”. He went on to ally with the most
powerful demons on earth, after which he set the cloud horses free (the gods
needed them for transportation I guess).
The gods of heaven dispatched a group of heavenly soldiers to subdue Sun (they probably had to go on foot) but he defeated them all. The gods decided they should offer him another position since their attempt to subdue him failed and again called him over. This time they offered him a position as the Guardian of the Heavenly Garden, but upon finding out he was not invited to a royal banquet that every big boy god and big boy girl were invited to he openly defied the Jade Emperor. After stealing and consuming Xi Wangmu's "peaches of immortality", Lao Tzu's "pills of longevity", and the Jade Emperor's royal wine, he escaped back to his kingdom in preparation for his rebellion.
The gods of heaven decided to use their full force to
capture Sun Wukong and sent 100,000 celestial warriors to defeat him
(Dudes were pissed). The Monkey King singlehandedly defeated all
100,000 warriors (Chuck Norris who?). After hearing of this, four heavenly
kings challenged him and were all defeated, another guy Nezha also got beaten
by him and he was considered as good as the greatest general of heaven Erlang
Shen (And then that nonsense Thor will be opening mouth).
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| The Greatest general in the heavens, Erlang Shen |
Eventually after a series of failures, through the teamwork of Taoist and
Buddhist forces, including the efforts from some of the greatest deities, Sun
Wukong was captured (They were desperate). After several failed attempts at
execution, Sun Wukong was locked into Lao Tzu's eight-way trigram Crucible to
be distilled into an elixir, so that Lao Tzu could regain his "pills of
longevity"(See wicked gods), by the most sacred and the most severe
samadhi fires (That shii must have been hot). After 49 days, however, when the
cauldron was opened, Sun Wukong jumped out, stronger than ever before, he even
gained a new power while chilling in the flames the devil. He now had the
ability to recognize evil in any form; he then went on to destroy heaven’s
remaining forces.
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| Dude was just chilling inside furnace. That's a badass right there |
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