The news now is that Kris and her husband Bruce have split up but it seems they're not getting a divorce. I can't say i didn't see this coming, though I'm not a fan of the Kardashians I've seen a few of their episodes on E! and its obvious that Kris assumed the role of the 'man' in their relationship, she's the one who makes the rules and Bruce just supports her and if he's not happy with her (and that happened a lot) he'll act like a kid and go to his room angry, i said that cuz i watched an episode when he got mad at her and the next thing he did was go into the garage with a pillow and an air mattress and yes he slept there.
Kris is a fame hugger, she loves the spotlight a little too much, she'll do anything to remain in the news and I'm guessing that got to Bruce (that or this could all be a huge publicity stunt wouldn't be the first time). Their family has been riddled with a lot of problems anyways from Kim's issues with Ray Jay and then moving on to various (A LOT) of guys before getting Kanye(he's a perfect Kardashian seeing how his name starts with a K and how he has issues and all) who named their baby North West(what a stupid name, i pity the baby), and then Kourtney(I like her more than the other two) and her issues with Scott and the whole giving birth outside wedlock thing, and then Khloe and her issues with her husband Lamar (he probably started using drugs cuz of the Kardashian spirit influencing him). The only ones i pity are Kendall and Kylie, why'd they have to be raised around the others.
The Kardashian family has been really blessed by Loki the god of mischief, and his best agent is Kris, i don't know why but i believe all their issues originate from her somehow. They all need to go and get a psychic to get the spirit out of their household or they can try the Nigerian method and sacrifice 2 goats, alligator skin, 4 baboon balls, 2 virgin spiders and 2 kegs of palm wine(the gods have to drink after working) to Ifa and Sango (just in case one god isn't enough) and then the spirit chasing them from their village will vanish.
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