This is a follow-up to the previous post How To Do A Project, all we want to show you now are the steps required to successfully execute a project. Now these are well thought out and reasonable steps that have been brought up as a result of deep thinking and a lot of research by our able team. The information below is useful and could save you from getting stranded. We have done our homework and we have broken it down based on the different types of people that embark on projects. Please enjoy.
Gingered Guy
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Step 1: Find an unreasonably hard project to do
just because you feel like… maybe a complete robot with an exoskeleton made of
diamond that has A.I, powered by the heart of a dragon.
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Step 2: Convince your supervisor you can do it,
because for some strange reason, you can do anything (only in your mind).
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Step 3: Proceed to obtaining all the items
required, mine the diamond, kill a dragon and get its heart, develop a whole
new mini-computer capable of learning anything a human can.
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Step 4: At this point you are probably exhausted
and have realized you were stupid for choosing this difficult project
especially when you see your other mates doing very chilled projects, but you
press on and believe in yourself and decide to put all the pieces together.
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Step 5: After several attempts at getting your
project to work, you discover that there is some theory or rule governing some
component you’re using that makes it impossible for you to use it in the way
you want to and thus rendering your entire project… futile.
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Here, you have a choice of changing the project,
committing suicide or trying again but knowing you, you’re just too gingered to
give up so you try again (ha, idiot).
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You try again and eventually end up with a robot
arm made of brass controlled by a microcontroller, powered by a 9v battery and
you can only make it turn left up to 60 degrees (meehh, close enough, right?)
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You eventually get your A but will always ask
yourself, was it really worth all that stress?
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Step 1: Find an extremely easy project to do and
give it a fancy name so it looks better than it actually is.
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Step 2: Convince your supervisor your project is
actually useful and good enough.
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Step 3: Depending on several factors, including
your laziness, how rich you are and how smart you are, you may choose to
contract your project out.
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Step 4: Chill till one week to deadline, if you
contracted it out, now is the time to bug the contractor to get the job done
and deliver it, if you didn’t contract it, now is the time to start actual work
on the project.
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Step 5: Finish the project in record time and
get an A or a B or a C… that part is completely dependent on how lucky you are.
Dead Guy
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Step 1: Chill till your supervisor gives you a
project by himself.
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Step 2: Contract it out.
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Step 3: Get Caught.
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Step 4: Repeat the year.
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Step 5: Go to Step 1.
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N.B: the only way to break free of this loop is
to either become a gingered guy or a chilled guy
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