Tuesday 28 October 2014

Weird Stuff: Chinese Hitchhiker Pays For Trips With Sex


The Hitchhiker
So this 19 year Chinese girl decides she wants to take a tour of her country and since she had no money she thought of a brilliant way to take the tour for free (sort of). She posted an ad on Chinese website Weibo saying she's looking for "temporary boyfriends" who must be "good looking, under 30, taller than 1.75 meters and, of course, rich", her plan? To have them pay for her trip to their respective cities and all expenses she might incur while there for a night of undivided attention and sex. In her words

"They will fund my transport to their city and all my expenses while I am there and they need to be generous. In return, they get a whole night with me, my undivided attention, and a chance to show themselves off in the company of a truly beautiful girl."


 Chai what girls do these days, and as one would expect she got numerous replies from homeboys who love the deal and also numerous insults, she's too skinny for me personally but well to each his own. Currently she has visited a few cities and has a lot more to go. Well i don't know how things go down in China but if a Nigerian girl tried that here are a few things that she could expect on her journey,
  • After seeing a nice profile of a handsome guy and seeing the snapshot of a fat bank account statement, she gets to her destination to meet a Segun Arinze looking fellow who is probably a cab driver or suya man.
  • We are getting closer and closer to the 2015 elections and any girl who does that here is basically offering herself up for rituals, like seriously these are strange men she would meet in strange cities anything could happen.
  • She could be on a plane or boat to Germany, Poland, basically any country to work as a sex slave hours after meeting one of the "generous" men.
Well that's all i could think of right off the bat, i'm sure there are more horrendous situations that would befall such a girl in Nigeria and you can trust the Nigerian populace to rain insults on such a person. Imagine if a guy tries this, would any beautiful rich girl really respond? maybe I'll try it hehehe.

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