The Critic's Corner: Fast And Furious 7

A while ago i went to see the fast and furious 7 in the cinema and i have to say i got uch more than i initially anticipated. I have seen all the prequels so i expected some unrealistic, non-sensical stunts that would be painful to watch but my oh my did i underestimate the producers of the franchise, they went overboard on this movie, like the whole movie was a 2-hour insult to the intelligence of all the movie viewers. The director basically gave physics the middle finger and went on to set the movie in a probable dream world like inception (only way the stunts make sense).
Stuff "badass" Dominic Toretto and his fam did to defy all things sane:

Church Battles II

This is a follow up post to Church Battles . There is something that happens to a number of people in church and some of us just can't escape it. I'm talking about sleeping(aka Napping aka crashing aka slumber aka dosing aka Aka..) It happens for so many different and completely unrelated reasons but a lot of people cannot deny that have had pressing urges to sleep and more times than not they find themselves falling asleep.

In a school like mine its something that you just can't escape, You spend a considerable amount of time in church, and after a busy night you find yourself in one boring service you just can't escape it you will sleep.  Some come to church thinking "Yes im ready for it, The word is coming my way to change my life and ..." then after everything the pastor comes to preach and he is more boring than the wait period for MTN Self help center to reply (God forgive me *Does sign of the crucifix*)  and the sermon lasts as long as the winter we have been waiting for in Game of Thrones ( I mean really is winter really still coming till now?) because he possesses awesome time bending powers and before you know it everything fades to black and you're asleep.

Watching the weak but diligent ones fight sleep has always entertained me, the way they start to bop their heads like their jamming up Sam Smith has always been hilarious. But there are some people whose calling is to sleep in church, and immediately after the service they would be wide awake, asin they won't even flinch. What kills me the most about the whole sleeping thing is the positions the people employ while sleeping.

I think the best way to escape this is too just have a good nights rest before church and then just write some thing during the service.

Steps to Completing A Project

This is a follow-up to the previous post How To Do A Project, all we want to show you now are the steps required to successfully execute a project. Now these are well thought out and reasonable steps that have been brought up as a result of deep thinking and a lot of research by our able team. The information below is useful and could save you from getting stranded. We have done our homework and we have broken it down based on the different types of people that embark on projects. Please enjoy.




Gingered Guy

·         Step 1: Find an unreasonably hard project to do just because you feel like… maybe a complete robot with an exoskeleton made of diamond that has A.I, powered by the heart of a dragon.

·         Step 2: Convince your supervisor you can do it, because for some strange reason, you can do anything (only in your mind).

·         Step 3: Proceed to obtaining all the items required, mine the diamond, kill a dragon and get its heart, develop a whole new mini-computer capable of learning anything a human can.

·         Step 4: At this point you are probably exhausted and have realized you were stupid for choosing this difficult project especially when you see your other mates doing very chilled projects, but you press on and believe in yourself and decide to put all the pieces together.

·         Step 5: After several attempts at getting your project to work, you discover that there is some theory or rule governing some component you’re using that makes it impossible for you to use it in the way you want to and thus rendering your entire project… futile.

·         Here, you have a choice of changing the project, committing suicide or trying again but knowing you, you’re just too gingered to give up so you try again (ha, idiot).

·         You try again and eventually end up with a robot arm made of brass controlled by a microcontroller, powered by a 9v battery and you can only make it turn left up to 60 degrees (meehh, close enough, right?)

·         You eventually get your A but will always ask yourself, was it really worth all that stress?

The Feeling Ill Starter Pack

Uhm the last couple of days i wasnt really feeling good thats what inspired me to write this
post. A lot of people claim they are sick but really they arent, like that guy conviniently
develops glycoma its a lie he just wants weed. But really there are some things you would
require when youre not really feeling good and im going to breifly talk about them.

1 A Blanket

A blanket, wrapper or duvet is very essential in times like this. Even if you dont have a bed
you need a blanket if you have a cold, malaria a broken arm you just need a blanket.

2 Juice

Its an unwritten rule, juice is the cure to all sicknesses.
You have to get juice also because you probably wont be able to eat and it wil taste even sweeter.

3 A Laptop

You need a laptop or mobile device to get online, communicate and do stuff. Mostly stuff.

4 Tissues

People under estimate the value of tissues but tissues are so important you dont know when
you would actually need it, you could have a wound, a running nose or a fever.
Most importantly if you meet this new chick your vibing with and you need a place to put
down her number or something.
(Uhn! this actually happens more frequntly than you actually think.) #TrueStory

Things you actually don't need

Drugs: It probably wont do much or would make weaker before any signs of improvement.
Just avoid them.

Food: Its possibly just going to make you throw up, tired, heavy and make you sleepy.

Peoples Advice: People just give random advice with intentions of helping you get better.
but must of it is just bull and would not help you in anyway.