Tuesday 27 August 2013

Sent Out Of Class


   I got sent out of class today. Why you ask? For sleeping that's why. Seriously why send me out of the class just because i was sleeping, other lecturers just tell someone to wake you up or tell you to come stand with them in front, but nooo not this engineer, he bores you to death then sends you out for sleeping. I've had boring lecturers before but this guy is on a whole new level, you don't know the meaning of boredom until you sit through a two hour lecture with him. He talks the way some people whisper, like he's talking to himself, the way your voice is when you're trying to remind yourself of something you read a while ago. Even when he's given the public address system it doesn't get better, he puts it at his throat as if that's where his mouth is. He likes to take long pauses and look at his note, and when he decides to write on the board, if you're not seated in the first 4 rows, then you'll need binoculars to see his handwriting. And as if that is not enough the guy has a sleeping aura around him, its like he's endowed with the power to bore people to death, you can't just be that boring with human abilities its not possible, his own is supernatural.
    
   

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